Who would you be??

Who would you be? A human or a cat? Cats sleep and eat. Humans actually go out to Rainbows End, get wet and still eat and sleep. So who would you rather be? A cat?! Well I would. You mostly have to go to the loo..fight those other cats off " your property " and lick yourself. Yum! ( NOT ) So who would you rather be? A human? Well scientific diagrams and methods say...( KIDDING....) anyway, humans can have HEAPS of oppertunities in what you do. Well you could train a dog and be friends ( man's best friend ) anyway..so I'm bored. Oh yeah!! We get bored quickly ( depending on who you are, and what movie your watching..) and umm..cats. Well ( this is what I think, it may not be true ) that cats probably LOVE being bored. Its their freaking destiny!! ( lol ) They probably think its the best thing in the world apart from food. Because it relates to sleeping ( ISH! )

By the way! I didn't write this at school ( heck..) I just made it up..on the spot. Well sort of. Yeah.

Thanks :) I LOVE CATS!! ( well kittens preferably but you know...)

Thanks AGAIN! :) :) :) - three smiley faces..( you don't get that everyday do ya? )

>!@#$%^&*() Torz )(*&^%$#@!>

PS: I made ANOTHER blog! Its called Best Food Adventures With Torz. Heres the link :)

http://www.bestfoodadventureswithtorz.blogspot.com/

My Cat

My cat likes plastic bags.
My cat hates to hang.
My cat can stare into my eyes.
My cat is old enough to die.
My cat loves cubourds.
My cat hates rubbers.
My cat loves me.
My cat hates me.

Somehow I love my cat. She puts lots of scratches on my face. Now I can't think a trace. Somehow I love my cat. No matter what.


I wanted to make up a poem about my cat. I know. Your thinking " This poem is REALLY bad!! " and thats alright coz' I just made it up on the spot.

!@#$ Torz $#@!